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Out-of-Box thinking..

Posted by Rahul Singh on Monday,May 26, 2008

Below are the Interview Questions, which were asked in HR Round….. Be careful while you answer, No one will GET second chance to impress….

Very very Impressive Questions and Answers….. …

Question 1: You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it’s raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus:

An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.
An old friend who once saved your life.
The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car?

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application.

* You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first;
* or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to ! pay him back.
* However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what was his answer?

He simply answered:

“I would give the car keys to my Old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside the Box.”

Question 2: What will you do if I run away with your sister?”

The candidate who was selected answered ” I will not get a better match for my sister than you sir”

Question 3: Interviewer (to a student girl candidate) – What is one morning you woke up & found that you were pregnant.

Girl – I will be very excited and take an off, to celebrate with my husband.

Normally an unmarried girl will be shocked to hear this, but she managed it well. Why I should think it in the wrong way, she said later when asked

Question 4: Interviewer: He ordered a cup of coffee for the candidate. Coffee arrived kept before the candidate, then he asked what is before you?

Candidate: Instantly replied “Tea”

He got selected.

You know how and why did he say “TEA” when he knows very well that coffee was kept before.

(Answer: The question was “What is before you (U – alphabet)
Reply was “TEA” ( T – alphabet)

Alphabet “T” was before Alphabet “U”

Question 5: Where Lord Rama would have celebrated his “First Diwali”? People will start thinking of Ayodya, Mitila [Janaki's place], Lanka etc…

But the logic is, Diwali was a celebrated as a mark of Lord Krishna Killing Narakasura. In Dusavataar, Krishnavathaar comes after Raamavathaar.

So, Lord Rama would not have celebrated the Diwali At all!

Question 6: The interviewer asked to the candidate “This is your last question of the interview. Please tell me the exact position of the center of this table where u have kept your files.”

Candidate confidently put one of his finger at some point at the table and told that this was the central point at the table. Interviewer asked how did u get to know that this being the central point of this table, then he answers quickly that sir u r not likely to ask any more question, as it was the last question that u promised to ask…..

And hence, he was selected as because of his quick-wittedness. ……..

This is What Interviewer expects from the Interviewee. ….

“THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX”

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Jaipur Blast

Posted by Rahul Singh on Wednesday,May 14, 2008

13/05/2008…nothing new..ya just another bomb blast in the Pink city of India- Jaipur…it was first major terrorist attack of its kind in the city, ripping apart the peace and harmony of one of the tourist heaven in India.
Once again same post blast rituals have kicked off, our ever non capable politician will have a quick tour of the spot, will come up with the statements like “we suspect a foreign hand in this” (common guys it’s Pakistan which is doing this..why we are so afraid of taking the name directly), “we congratulate people of X city to maintain the communal harmony in such situation” (oh common give me a break..no body gives a Sh*t to such things as even grave incidents like bomb blast have become a routine in day to day life of an average Indian..life becomes hell for those who are real sufferers of the incident for other life moves on).

After every blast it seems as if some change will happen, but things move on..from first page of newspaper to second and then it eventually goes off, its gives such a feeling that we are becoming so insensible today..not in terms that we are not realizing the pains of other but in terms that these event are just not casting any shadow on our brain..I just hope (that’s again an Irony)..that things improve upon (even point one percent will do), nothing much, may god give enough strength to the victim families to cope up with the situation, and hope that life can become more beautiful. Amen…

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Translation Error:)

Posted by Rahul Singh on Monday,May 12, 2008

Well came across this funny mail..which simply translates the commonly used english phrases..in hindi..and then you see what happens….here it goes

Have a nice day!
—– * Achcha din lo!

What’s up?
—– *Uppar kya hai?

You’re kidding!
—– *Tum bachcha bana rahe ho! HAHAHAHAHA

Don’t kid me!
—– * Mera bachcha mat banaao! HAHAHAHAHAHA

Yo, baby! What’s up?
—–* Beti Yo, uppar kya hai?

Cool man!
—–* Thandaa aadmi!

Check this out, man!
—-* Iskee chaanbeen karo, aadmi!

Don’t mess with me, dude.
—– * Mere saath gandagi mat karo, e vyakti.

She’s so fine!
—– * Woh itnee baareek hai!

Listen buddy, that chick’s mine, okay!?
—– * Suno dost, woh chooza mera hai, theek? ROFL…chooza…HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hey good looking; what’s cooking?
—-* Arrey sundarta ki devi; kya pakaa rahee ho?

Are you nuts?
—– * Kya aap akhrot hain? ROFL!!

Son of a gun.
—– * Bachcha bandook ka.

Rock the party.
—- * Party mein patthar feko.

How do you do?
—– * Kaise karte ho? LOL….ROFL….HAHAHAHAHAHA

Keep in touch!
—– * Chhoote Raho. (shauk seĀ  )

Lets hang out!
—– * Chalo bahar latakte hain

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