MBAAAAAAA…times up now..

Sitting in the reading room (although long goes the tale that management decided to have this room so that people can sit here and read in peace, and do there work..but…) SCIT’s official cyber cafe I am wondering where life will be taking me in coming few days. Mid January is already over, “Happy New year” messages have also dried..with no sign of happiness, I am really perplexed.
Tomorrow..our whole Sunday is gone..9 am we will be having lab and then presentation till evening, and today we are preparing for the damm presentation which we were suppose to do way back 3-4 weeks back..this is how MBA is works..and the most funny part is that such kind of last minute work is done with such an ease that even you will ask yourself..and will murmur..”Kamal hai yarr”…By late in the night there will be at least 10 companies which will come in existence that too with full financial forecast, HR stratgey every other thing…quite surprising…and the best part is that when you ask someone then they will shun it off saying..”Yarr 3 sem mein itna to hum seekh hi gaye hai..”..it really amuses me sometimes..but cant help it because I am part of the same culture..My team mates are pondering over the fact that how to make the company profitable..and I am busy writing this post (mind it I am done with my part )…someone is trying to look at other teams presentation, someone is waiting for the phone call, some one is refreshing “Home” tab or Orkut…and so on..at the bottom of all this buzz, a small thought is growing..that all this cacophony, all this hectic schedule will be history in few days…where things will be same..but environment will change..no one will be there on whom you will hurl those friendly abuse..because the picture will be occupied by unknown set of faces..no one will be there to whom you suddenly ask to give you company to have a bit of vada pav and a cup of tea..because time is running fast and taking us towards the fact..that times up now..time to wrap up..MBA is about to get over….

Bihari Bhaiya’s Speech on Independence day…

A Schoolmaster from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai.

He reported for duty two days before August 15 and, as was the practice in the school, was asked to address the school assembly on Independence Day.
Here’s his dynamite speech :

Leddies and Gentulmens, Contemporaries, Children, “This is my first maiden speech. If small mistakes get inside my speech, I ask pardon.

Stickly speaking, I wanted to joint your school more fastly, but for the following reason. Too much time lost in getting slipper reservation in three-tyre compartment. The clerk rejected to give ticket. I put complaint on stationmaster. He said me to go to lady clerk. At first she also rejected. I then pressed her for long time and at last with great difficulty she gave a birth only to my son. Anyway I thanked the stationmaster because he was responsible for getting birth of my son.

We got independent because of great leadersz linke Gundhiji who get-outted all angrezi peoples from India. Tilak said Swaraj is our birth rate and we shall halve it.

Today we all have our birth-rate.You children are future dynamic generators of the Nation. Look into future time only. No backside looking, or looking at your behind.

Be like great like X’ raj Ranjan of Germany or Presidents like Loosebelt, Dim Butter, Lipton etc. You know genius, no? It is one per cent perspiration and ninety seven percent evaporation.

They became great by reading great books. After we finish you off here in the school, you can go to college and get B.A., M.A., M.A.M.A and other decrease.

Then you can become great liars in the supreme courts, shattered accountants, or lecherers in college.

The school is like a garden. You are the seeds, classroom is the soil. We will bury you in this soil, pour water of knowledge on your heads and one-day you all will become great phools.

Many vacancy job come in papers. Only yesterday I saw in paper “Wanted for refuted engineering firm: – Generators, highpower condensors” so and so forth, etc. These jobs may be teknickel, but you can shine.

If you have flare in English, you can become teacher.

I am now ending this fastly.

My God blast you!

Thank you and thank God!

What a way to end 2008..

With tension running high since September this year…everyone of our Systems batch was planning something or the other for year end..Frankly speaking..I really find this question very stupid  that “What are you doing on 31st December??” are yarr..31st kya ho gaya as if Indian government has made some mandatory clause in Indian Penal code that if you will not celebrate 31st December in full faith of Indian constitution then you will be booked under IPC 777 for one year rigorous imprisonment..But the biggest irony is that I am one of those who hate is question ans still end up asking every one the same question.

Never mind..being last year of formal education (bhaiya bakiyo ka to pata nahi mujhe aub aur nahi padhna)..we were all eager to plan for some trip sort of to wrap this roller coaster year..although we all are already suffering from disease called as Recessionrama but still all the guys of D-hostel wanted to go out and have some fun to unwind from already stressed phase which is currently going on…

“Abey kaha chalna hai??”, “31st ko kya karna hai??” quotes like this were ringing in the air since the 31st morning..and as usual we were not sure till last point that who all will go and where we will go- but jana subko hai …that is actually true Systems spirit. Finally we decided to hit coastal area of  Konkan. Places on radar were Harihareshwar, Shreevardhan (Subu felt as if we are going on some pilgrimage because of the name of the places). Although we decided to leave early but YESAP was having some different plan..so we were only ready to leave the place by 3 pm..we booked a seventeen seater mini bus and were having 18 on board..so problems were plenty..but that is what journey is all about..with Rupesh busy with his last minute negotiation with his better half we were late by 30 minutes…People were already ready with set of  “Some GOOD movies” dvd to watch in the bus..as it was a video coach..every one was bubbling with excitement about watching those “GOOD movies” in the bus..but it suddenly fizzled out as there was no sign of TV screen in the bus…

“Bhaiya TV kaha hai????” (in tension)
“Yaar yeh to VDO coach tha”
“Are yarr isme to TV hi nahi hai”…with such voices coming up..driver calmly flipped out a small palm top like panel out of the bus celeing and proudly announced..”Yeh lo bhaiya..yeh hai na TV”..we were floored..”Aur ha..isme DVD nahi chalta hai…” these two sentences were enough to puncture the complete enthu of the guys…never mind..our journey started off at 3:30 pm within few minutes people stopped for subsidizing there carving for a “GOOD drink”…which they bought and had within bus…while on our way to beaches we also saw Mulshi dam area..which was quite soothing..one of  the best part of the bus was that it was having a music system which was having Automix facility..just kidding..actually the road was so bumpy that a soulful melody was suddenly turned to cacophonous dance number waking up every one..this kept happening till the end..any ways..we reached shreevardhan without any prior booking of lodging..but still managed to find a 3 room cottage which was decent enough for 18 of us to survive.

Then 31st night saw the usual activities..with few of us going out to get some food and drinks and rest decided to stay back and have fun (bole to photo photo and sirf photo..session) initially I was the playing my part of DJ with full honesty but left it as the food arrived..rest of the night was spent in getting high and having fun which can’t be described in this post (rated A..;) )..next day witnessed people visiting the beach and having some fun in the morning..then we moved on to visit a beach named Dive aagar…we were there till 6:30 PM in the evening and saw a beautiful sunset out there.
We boarded on the bus and then another round of fun started with all of us conceptualizing the Bhojpuri verion of Prison break..it was damm funny..with characters like Babban Misra, Sukde pandey and Mari cruzwa we almost

created a pilot episode of the whole series with a special role for our friend for Satya..it was amazing…trust me it was one of the most amazing trip once again..and  a very special one too..but yarr ek bat nahi samjah mein aayi “Road ke side mein hum logo mein se kaun baitha tha???”…hahahaha….long live systems…and Happy new year to all…