Month: October 2011

Why Steve Jobs Died? Read for the Answer

Conference room was buzzing with lots of anticipation, and why not after all it was called for revealing the reason why Mr. Steve Job died.

His personal doctor has told, the only reason why Mr Jobs died is because of an Indian. However he has refused to reveal further detail, however this piece of information has already caught two nation on cross roads.

CIA and FBI are working overtime to find that who the hell is responsible for Mr. Jobs death. Obama has pledged that whoever is responsible for this will be brought to justice.

Where as US citizen are highly depressed and anguished by this startling piece of information.
This has further led to racial attacks on Indian living across US.

Million dollar question is that who is that Indian who is being claimed as the person because of whom Mr.Jobs died.

Initial reports are indicating to certain Mr Arvindam Chodhary (founder of MPII college), it’s believed that Mr. Arvindam has mailed his new book “Dare to think beyond Apple” to Mr. Jobs for a review, reading the prologue itself led to a massive cardiac attack.

However Mr.Arvindam has completely denied this accusation and told that he actually doesn’t know how to send a courier beyond India.

Certain section of media has also targeted baba Ramdev, report is that baba ramdev requested to include patanajali yogpeeth Ayurveda product in all Apple stores, this led to acute depression for Mr. Jobs.

However certain confident section of media is also claiming that this Indian is Mr. Dig-Pig-Jay Singh, as a night before Jobs died he has mailed him accusing of not including any minority related apps in his online Apple store, he is supposed to have accused Mr Jobs of being indulged in right wing terrorism in India and supporting groups like Bajrang dal, this claim led to a massive attack of hypertension which further led to his sudden death.

Ultimately after few days of investigation, its being told that the case has been cracked, and the main accuse as told by CBI is none other but our own Mr. Kapil Sibal.

There are clear indication that after Mr. Sibal decided to launch $35 tablet named Aakash, Mr Jobs was just unable to bear this pain. Finally when the launch happened on 5th october, Mr Steve couldn’t express his agony that how much frustated he was after he saw how a moron like Kapil Sibal can launch just a $35 table that too with a capacitive screen.

Now Obama has called upon Ms. Gandhi to proceed towards extradition of Mr Sibal, so that he can be tried on US land and can be sent to Guantanamo prison.

PS: This post is my way of sending my tributes to Mr. Steve Jobs the great visionary. RIP Jobs..

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