Tag: Jobs

Why Steve Jobs Died? Read for the Answer

Conference room was buzzing with lots of anticipation, and why not after all it was called for revealing the reason why Mr. Steve Job died.

His personal doctor has told, the only reason why Mr Jobs died is because of an Indian. However he has refused to reveal further detail, however this piece of information has already caught two nation on cross roads.

CIA and FBI are working overtime to find that who the hell is responsible for Mr. Jobs death. Obama has pledged that whoever is responsible for this will be brought to justice.

Where as US citizen are highly depressed and anguished by this startling piece of information.
This has further led to racial attacks on Indian living across US.

Million dollar question is that who is that Indian who is being claimed as the person because of whom Mr.Jobs died.

Initial reports are indicating to certain Mr Arvindam Chodhary (founder of MPII college), it’s believed that Mr. Arvindam has mailed his new book “Dare to think beyond Apple” to Mr. Jobs for a review, reading the prologue itself led to a massive cardiac attack.

However Mr.Arvindam has completely denied this accusation and told that he actually doesn’t know how to send a courier beyond India.

Certain section of media has also targeted baba Ramdev, report is that baba ramdev requested to include patanajali yogpeeth Ayurveda product in all Apple stores, this led to acute depression for Mr. Jobs.

However certain confident section of media is also claiming that this Indian is Mr. Dig-Pig-Jay Singh, as a night before Jobs died he has mailed him accusing of not including any minority related apps in his online Apple store, he is supposed to have accused Mr Jobs of being indulged in right wing terrorism in India and supporting groups like Bajrang dal, this claim led to a massive attack of hypertension which further led to his sudden death.

Ultimately after few days of investigation, its being told that the case has been cracked, and the main accuse as told by CBI is none other but our own Mr. Kapil Sibal.

There are clear indication that after Mr. Sibal decided to launch $35 tablet named Aakash, Mr Jobs was just unable to bear this pain. Finally when the launch happened on 5th october, Mr Steve couldn’t express his agony that how much frustated he was after he saw how a moron like Kapil Sibal can launch just a $35 table that too with a capacitive screen.

Now Obama has called upon Ms. Gandhi to proceed towards extradition of Mr Sibal, so that he can be tried on US land and can be sent to Guantanamo prison.

PS: This post is my way of sending my tributes to Mr. Steve Jobs the great visionary. RIP Jobs..

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Recessionized…..

It seems like that recession has caught the attention across the globe..so how can our fellow Indians can remain unaware about it..anyways..point is..that 2009 will be the worst year to graduate as an MBA.
with December almost approaching towards mid, and we have only 2.5 months left as march end is always left for semester end examinations. with such scenario I just don’t know what will happen with my placement dreams. up till now I got two opportunities of facing the interviews and messed up both.
Situation right now is just like Uday Chopra dreaming in Dhoom movie..similarly when I started off with MBA..I had a dream..like..”yarr kum se kum 5.5 lacs to milega hi milega..uske neeche to lene ka hi nahi”..or ” Lets get placed by year end..and then we will go to Goa..” but it seems as if some body has punctured the tyre…bole to hawa nikal di hai..

and when we talk these days..the only word which hits the tounge is recession and then only some discussion starts off…height is..that even a Re 1 increase for a cup of tea is linked to recession…damm it yarr…kya socha tha aur kya ho gaya..

as if now out of batch strength of 192 almost 50 something are counting there chickens happily rest are just looking for that elusive oppertunity..on the top of this..companies come with a mind set to reject a candidate rather then selecting them..I have seen people being rejceted after seven rounds of interview..man..what is this..theek hai naukri nahi deni hai to pehle bata do na yarr..why to torture a candidate and then kick his a** and show him the door…
I don’t know what’s in store on this placement front..but certainly increase in revenues of booz companies is something to cheer about..atleast some one is getting advantage of this recession…

Every day starts with thinking about placement, every other conversation  starts with the word placement and probably ends with it as well.Earlier when we use to see our friends the first reaction was waving your hand or just saying a simple “hi”…but now you see a friend and the first sentence which comes out of mouth is..”Yaar koi company aa rahi hai kya”..or ” kya bhai kya scene chal raha hai..any news..”. God know what will happen..time will tell..but seriously..at mid of the night if some thing has promopetd me to stir my upper compartment then it should be something serious…

GOD BLESS US..is what I can say..and hope for the best is what I can expect from the future..till then enjoy being recessionized..you never know Kal ho na hao